Dear Edward,
Happy Birthday! I know birthdays must be a bit repetitive for you, this being your 108th and all but in the human world we must celebrate them all until death meets us. To celebrate your presence I have compiled a small list of things I love about you.
You are a complete gentleman.
Here in 2009, it is very hard for a woman to find a nice, gentlemanly fella. Most guys don’t care about opening doors and helping with coats, but you sir, do. For that, I am grateful. Maybe you will influence men of today to at least hold a door for women when they go places.
You are an amazing piano player.
This one in particular is something I wouldn’t mind finding in my shabby town of Antioch (maybe you should visit). There is nothing wrong with a little homemade appreciation via piano concerto. I (and I know I am not talking for myself) happen to love watching people play the piano. The fact that you are gorgeous and polite may factor in a bit.
Which brings me to my next reason.
You are so very handsome.
This is a bit shallow, I know. But with your porcelain skin, brilliant eyes, and nice manner, how can someone not say you are beautiful. And that counts for inside and out. So shut up about your lost soul, because it is very much there. The phrase “You have style.” can be entered into this reason, as well.
You have a brain.
There is no bigger turn off than someone who says “Huh?” to everything and has trouble spelling simple words such as “orange”(holla, Mean Girls!) or “Mississippi”. Alright, so I know some people have trouble with Mississippi, but if you really look at it, it just isn’t hard. Besides the point.
You are intelligent and can help a struggling [insert name here] if they stumble across their homework or the like. It would be easy to hold an educated conversation with you which to some is a very good thing.
You are a vampire. (Did you really think I would leave this out?)
Three words. Bite. Me. Edward.
I hope your birthday is fan-dibbly-astic!
Love, Lisa
XOXOXO
Yes, I know Edward Cullen is a fictional character. This is just me having a little bit of fun… or a lot a bit of fun; if that even makes sense.
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